Q: What are invisible and smell like dog food?
A: Old people's farts.
Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and mad cow disease?
A: Two tits!
Q: When are beer and your mother-in-law at their best?
A: When they're cold, opened up and on the table.
Q: What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with anabolic steroids?
A: They both make blacks run like hell
Q: What did the gay sea captain give his boyfriend for his birthday.?
A: A tug
Q: What's dangerous and eats nuts?
A: Syphilis.
Q: What's the Greek army's motto?
A: Never leave you mate's behind.
Q: How do you recognize a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It’s not hard.
Q: What is the great Australian dream?
A: 100,000 Kiwi's swimming home with a Vietnamese under each arm.
Q: Did you hear about Martina Navratilova's new book?
A: It's called how I licked all them cunts at
Q: What's Rodeo Sex?
A: It's where you fuck her doggie style, with a tit in each hand, and then try to hang on, as you whisper.in her ear: "Your sister likes it this way, too."
Q: What did the Maori woman say while having sex with ET?
A: CUM-E-T-CUM-E-T-CUM!
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