Thursday, December 04, 2008
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
THAT'S RACIST
My Girlfriend wants a white wedding. That's fine by me…..
I didn't want to invite any Blacks or Pakis anyway.
At question time, the new Barack Obama was asked
what he intended to do about defense.
He replied "I'm going to paint it de same colour as de house".
Police are warning people to be on the lookout for
Muslim suicide bombers over Christmas who are set to launch a wave of terror
with a new 'Alphabet Bomb'.
If one of them fuckers goes off, it could spell disaster.
When I was younger, I always had my suspicions that I was adopted.
When I got to fifteen years old, I turned to my father and said, "Dad, am I adopted?"
And he replied, "Ho chan po wang tong".
Apparently, no Indians have actually been killed in the terrorist attacks in Mumbai...
Police said they were all found safe and sound, hiding…..In Luton.
The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. T
hey imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs
and they're going to drill for their own oil.
History was made in
broke a long tradition and became the first black man to enter
The Whitehouse without a mop and bucket!!
Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate?
He had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
An Aboriginal comes home from Centrelink one day and says to his missus
"Love, I got a job today and so to celebrate,
I'm gonna stick my prize possession where you piss!".
She replies "You’re sticking your thongs in the sink?"
What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society.
Have you seen the new 'K' necklace that
Brook Kinsella has brought out to help stop knife crime?
I bought 3, wore them all and got stabbed
by the first black guy that saw me.
ADVICE FOR VISITORS TO CANADA
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear encounters, the Canadian Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, backpackers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears.
We advise outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells on their clothing so that the bears are not startled unexpectedly by a human's presence. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.
It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear poop and grizzly bear poop.
Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear poop smells like pepper and has little bells in it.
Monday, December 01, 2008
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