If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up your laptop.
4. Make sure the dude who is annoying you, can see the screen of your laptop.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head upwards to the sky
and move your lips like you are praying.
6. Then hit this link.
