My sister is willing to do anything to tempt her kids into eating fruit....
Thursday, January 10, 2008
REDUCE DRIVING ACCIDENTS
The
Safety Council has done
extensive testing on a newly
designed seat belt. Results
show that accidents can be
reduced by as much as 45%
when the belt is properly
installed. Correct installation
is illustrated below.......
Monday, January 07, 2008
12 YEAR OLD SCOTCH
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.
The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.
The guy takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender: "I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!"
Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch. The guy takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn't believe the guy knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch.
Again, same reaction from the rude guy.
Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.
All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says: "Shay mishter, tashte this!"
The guy obliges...he promptly spits it out. "It tastes like fuckin piss," he shoots back at the drunk.
The drunk replies: I know what it is, what I want you to tell me is....How old am I?"
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