HEATHER MILLS JOKES

I see it it didn't take long for all the jokes about Paul McCartney and Heather Mills to start. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

What’s the difference between northern rock and heather mills?

One is on its last legs and fucks old people for their money the other is a building society.

Paul McCartney denies his ex wife is unstable...

Macca said, "Just stick a beer mat under one leg and she hardly wobbles at all".

These jokes are funny but let's spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe

In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney
was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again
In response he said, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather."

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the court case "He has
been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have
no idea why he is saying these things, I'm really stumped"

Hey we under estimate poor Heather, she's actually very intelligent you know! Last year she qualified for the World Chess Masters... unfortunately though she didn't quite make it to the second leg.

In happier times, Paul was taking Heather to the doctor for a checkup. He came to the nurse at reception and said "This is my wife with a prosthetic leg named Heather", to which the nurse replied "What's the name of her other leg?"

Paul was upset with his wife Heather Mills because her favorite music was Hip Hop.

We call her Heather McHalfknee in our house.....

AND HERE WE HAVE A PICTURE OF HEATHER SPENDING THE DIVORCE MONEY.