| Begin with infancy to give the child everything he wants. In this way he will grow up to believe the world owes him a living.
| |  Quarrel frequently in the presence of your children. In this way they won’t be so shocked when the home is broken up later. |
 When he picks up bad words, laugh at him. This will make him think he’s cute.
| |  Give the child all the spending money he wants. Never let him earn his own. |
 Never give him any spiritual training. Wait until he is twenty-one and then let "him decide for himself".
| |  Satisfy his every craving for food, drink, and comfort. See that his every sensual desire is gratified. |
 Avoid the use of "wrong". He may develop a guilt complex. This will condition him to believe later, when he is arrested, that society is against him and he is being persecuted.
| |  Let him read any printed material, and listen to any music he can get his hands on. Be careful that the silverware and drinking glasses are sterilized, but let his mind feast on garbage. |
 Pick up everything he leaves lying around. Do everything for him so that he will be experienced in throwing all responsibility on others.
| |  When he gets into real trouble, apologize to yourself by saying, "I could never do anything with him." |
 Take his part against neighbors, teachers, and policemen. They are all prejudiced against your child.
| |  Prepare for a life of grief. You will likely have it. |
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
12 STEPS TO RAISING A JUVENILE DELINQUENT
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THINK ABOUT THIS
An elder Native American was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, "A fight is going on inside me.. it is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith." "This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person, too", he added.
The Grandchildren thought about it for a minute and then one child asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?"
The old Cherokee simply replied... "The one you feed."
THE EXTRA CAMEL
THE EXTRA CAMEL"
Once upon a time there was a rich old Bedouin Chief whose wealth was measured in the number of camels he owned. This chief had 17 camels and on his deathbed he called his three sons together and told them that he wanted to share his camels out to his sons when he died. He wanted the first son to have half of his 17 camels, the second son to have one third of his 17 camels, and the third son was to have one ninth of the 17.
When the rich old Bedouin Chief died his sons got together to decide who should have the camels and in what proportion. The eldest son was not very pleased because half of 17 was not a whole number, in fact it came to eight remainder one. The second son was very annoyed because his one third did not work out either. His third share came to five remainder two! When the third son came to work out his share he was absolutely livid because his one ninth share did not work out either!! One remainder eight was not what he wanted to hear.
During their lives, when their father was alive, these sons never argued but now they were at each others throats, they just could not decide the proportions to divide up their father's legacy!! In fact they decided that they would have to kill some of the camels in order for them all to have their fair share but that would not leave them as rich as they would otherwise be. They picked up their swords and scimitars and were just about to start the massacre when their Uncle appeared on the scene, riding his own camel, just having heard of his brother's death.
He was very very annoyed because his nephews could not agree what to do; and they were just about to kill some camels, and probably each other too!! But he did appreciate their problem. So he said to them "I am old now and find it difficult sometimes to ride my camel. Here, have my camel and put it in with the others so you can fairly divide up your inheritance without any bloodshed. There will be 18 camels now."
So now there was 18 camels to be shared out. The eldest son had his share of half, which was 9 camels. The second son had his share of one third of the camels, which was 6 camels; and the third son had his one ninth share which was two.
Their Uncle was now very pleased, having helped the nephews to avoid any bloodshed. He watched them go away with 9 + 6 + 2 camels in their fair shares, the total camels being 17. So he got on his own camel, which was left over, and went home!!!!!
So how was it that there was one left over? Why couldn't the sons share out the camels in the first place? The moral? Share things and you can solve the problems. But that doesn't answer the questions. How was it that the Uncle could go home on his own camel?
Original author unknown.
Monday, April 30, 2007
HERE'S A COOL TOOL... ONLINE STOPWATCH
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IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU THINK.... NOTHING WILL
Just a few plastic bags ...right
Same plastic bags but shot from further away
Depicts 60,000 plastic bags, the number used in the US every five seconds.
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YOUR COFFEE IS MAKING YOU FAT !!!
The American nutritional advocacy group, the Center for Science in the Public Interest, now says anyone who feels virtuous for grabbing a Starbucks latte, rather than something from McDonald's, is misguided.
"Most people wouldn't consider packing in a quarter-pounder between breakfast and lunch," says the centre's nutritionist, Jayne Hurley.
"But it's perfectly possible to get more than 500 calories in a Starbucks drink.
"Many people assume that drinks are not calorific, but some contain huge amounts of calories and fat," says Bridget Aisbitt, a nutrition scientist at the British Nutrition Foundation.
"Some of the fashionable gourmet teas and coffees have the same number of calories as a small meal and should be drunk infrequently and with caution."
All figures given here are based on averages in drinks made from whole milk (where relevant) from High Street coffee chains.
LATTE
What is it: 1-2 shots of espresso with steamed milk.
Calories: Small, 200; large, 341.
Fat: Small, 10.6g (6.6 saturated); large, 17.9g (11.2 saturated).
Verdict: Surprisingly unhealthy. A large latte contains almost one third of the daily recommended fat intake for women. Add a vanilla shot and you 380 calories and 14.5g of fat in each large cup. This is equivalent to ten rashers of bacon.
How to make it healthier: Stick to skimmed milk and the calories in your large latte drop to 160, reduce saturated fat to zero and still provide a healthy dose (450mg) of calcium. Soya milk contains 50 calories more per large serving, but is still healthier than whole milk.
CAPPUCINO
What is it: A mix of steamed and foamed milk added to an espresso shot.
Calories: Small, 122; large, 207.
Fat: Small, 6.4g (4g saturated); large, 10.7g (6.7g saturated).
Verdict: Better than lattes. But, with 6.7g of arteryclogging saturated fat in a large mug, it's hardly healthy.
How to make it healthier: Ask for skimmed milk. This will remove the fat and cut the calories to 129 in a large drink (76 in a small). Sprinkle on cinnamon instead of chocolate.
AMERICANO
What is it: 2-3 espresso shots topped with water, and optional milk.
Calories: Small, 11; large, 23 (more with milk and sugar).
Fat: None (unless you add milk).
Verdict: Most people add milk, but to cut calories make sure it is skimmed. A few studies suggest that a high intake of caffeine promotes the leeching of calcium from bones, but the National Osteoporosis Foundation says adding milk will offset any such risk.
How to make it healthier: Avoid full-fat milk and sugar. Better still, take it black.
ESPRESSO
What is it: Coffee and water.
Calories: Single, 6; double, 11.
Verdict: If you don't add sugar (10 calories per sachet), this is the lowest-calorie coffee. Consuming more than 5-6 cups a day is not recommended by doctors or nutritionists, but a strong black coffee 1-2 hours prior to exercise has been shown to be beneficial. Substances in caffeine trigger the release of fats into the bloodstream during activity, enabling the body to use fat as its primary energy source, say researchers at the Australian Institute of Sport. You will also burn up the fat faster.
How to make it healthier: A macchiato (espresso with foamed milk) provides some calcium and not many more calories (there are only 20 in a double shot drink). But avoid caramel and other flavoured macchiatos - a large one has 390 calories and 17.4g of fat.
HOT CHOCOLATE
What is it: Chocolate drunk with whole milk, often topped with whipped cream.
Calories: Small, 357; large, 549.
Fat: Small, 18.7g (10.7g saturated); large, 27g (15.2g).
Verdict: A large cup has the calories and fat content of three hot dogs, according to the Centre for Science in the Public Interest. Worse is a large, white, hot chocolate containing a whopping 719 calories and 33.4g of fat. Be wary of fast-food chains that make hot chocolates not with milk, but with a mix of sugar and non-dairy creamer (containing the unhealthy partially hydrogenated soybean oil and more sugar).
How to make it healthier: Go for a small, no-whip, skinny hot chocolate to drop your calories to 209.
VANILLA FRAPPUCCINO
What is it: A blended creme drink made from a coffee-free mix of sugar, syrup, milk and ice, possibly topped with whipped cream.
Calories: Small, 344; large, 530.
Fat: Small, 12.5g (7g saturated); large, 18g (9.9g saturated).
Verdict: Blended cremes are a mix of sugar, milk and ice and contain just 190 calories in a small cup. But, the addition of syrups, such as banana and chocolate, turn them into a dieter's disaster. You'd be better off with a small pizza.
How to make it healthier: Skip the whipped cream to save 94 calories (131 in a large frappuccino). Choose a small, low-fat coffee frappuccino with no cream - just 119 calories.
MOCHA
What is it: Three-quarters steamed milk, 3-4 pumps of chocolate sauce and 2-3 shots of espresso topped with whipped cream.
Calories: Small, 255; large, 484.
Fat: Small, 9.3g (5.4g saturated); large, 25.3g (14.3g saturated).
Verdict: Very fatty. This is sweetened with a massive 41g of sugar in a large cup. Things could be worse: a large white chocolate mocha with whipped cream contains 628 calories and 28.9g of fat.
How to make it healthier: Order a small skinny (skimmed milk), no-whip (without cream) dark mocha and your calorie count drops to 175.
CHAI TEA LATTE
What is it: A spiced tea mixed with whole milk and honey.
Calories: Small, 210; large, 362.
Fat: Small, 5.3g (3.3g saturated); large, 9.2g (5.7 saturated).
Verdict: Though it sounds healthier than coffee (tea has antioxidants), whole milk and honey bumps up calories and fat. A large drink is more calorific than a cheese sandwich.
How to make it healthier: Choose a milk-free iced tea (black or green) for just 80 calories and no saturated fat. A sugar-free black tea is better still. It is fat-free and rich in disease-fighting antioxidants.
PIE IN THE SKY
A shrill scream pierces the afternoon air. Gingerly, I prise my sweaty hands away from my eyes to find all of my dinner companions staring at me in shock. It's then that I realise the noise is coming from me.
"Are you OK?" asks the young man to my left. "That was some scream." Paralysed by fear, I am physically unable to reply or even to blush. Instead, I screw my eyes shut and emit a long, low moan.
The reason for my distress is simple: I have foolishly accepted the worst dinner party invitation of my life. But it's not the other guests that are so unbearable, it's the location.
Instead of a sitting round a cosy kitchen table, we are dangling from a crane 150ft in the sky, complete with dining chairs, table, crockery and even a slick-suited waiter who pours us a glass of wine as we swing gently in the breeze.
Dinner In The Sky is for people who expect more from their restaurants than four concrete walls and a solid floor. Instead, diners perch around a massive table, which is suspended from a crane high up in the air.
It sounds completely insane, but as the most unusual - and entirely legal - way of getting high over dinner, it is the new must-do experience for the super-rich and adventure-hungry who yearn for something a little more extreme at mealtimes.
Although based in Belgium, the "restaurant" can be driven to any destination in the world.
There have already been dining events in Paris and Brussels, while New York and Niagara Falls are on the agenda.
What's more, for a mere £10,000, they'll drive it over to Britain for you to host your own sky-high dinner party.
Friday, April 27, 2007
THE REAL GREAT ESCAPE
Stalag Luft III, Sagan : March 1944
We have all seen the classic film now read the true story of life as a pow during the Second World War. How they built the tunnels, the way they were treated by their captors and how many actually got away.
CLICK HERE
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We have all seen the classic film now read the true story of life as a pow during the Second World War. How they built the tunnels, the way they were treated by their captors and how many actually got away.
CLICK HERE
www.historyinfilm.com/escape/index.htm
Thursday, April 26, 2007
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTIST
SOMETIMES AS YOU TRAWL THE INTERNET YOU COME ACROSS SOME SITES THAT ARE JUST BRILLIANT. THIS PARTICULARLY APPLIES TO ARTISTS AND SITES. SO TODAY I'M GOING TO START AN PAINTING OF THE MOMENT SECTION. PLEASE ENJOY THE PAINTING AND THEN CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO SEE HIS OTHER WORKS.
SOME OLDIES JOKES FOR NORTYGORDY SNR.
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
"Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat !
When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.
He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down?"
The woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady,"Up or down ?"
She replied, "Up."
This really confused the gentleman so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were "fuck or drown."
A couple has been married for 50 years and
Are celebrating their anniversary.
The wife asks what the husband wants for their anniversary and he replies,
"I would like you to perform oral sex on me.
In the 50 years we have married NEVER have You ONCE done this to me."
She replies, "It's just that I'm afraid that you won't respect me afterwards."
"Won't respect you afterwards!" he yells,
"We have been married for 50 years for Christ sakes!"
"OK! OK! I'll do it just this one time!"
She then bends down and gives him oral sex until he has an orgasm in her mouth.
Immediately afterwards she runs to the bathroom. The phone rings next to the bed and he picks it up.
He then yells to his wife,
"Hey Cock sucker! It's for you!"
Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on April 1st this year?
Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my porch on a warm Spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him, "Take me, young man, take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!"
And...that's when I shot the little bastard!
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the Pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?" The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex." The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes...."
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
MAIL ORDER IRAQI BRIDES
Name: MarieAge: 18
Marie makes a very tasty felafel and is famous throughout Tikrit for her "Steaming Mustafah."
Name: TiffanyAge: 20
Tiff enjoys taking long walks thru the rubble that once was her town. Wouldn't she look precious in your town-or in that spare-room in your basement?
Name: BritneyAge: 25
Britney enjoys doing what she's told.
Name: LindseyAge: 27
Lindsey has a big, brown eye and knows how to part her lips to tantilize.
Lindsey has a big, brown eye and knows how to part her lips to tantilize.
Name: BrandyAge: 18
Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good wife you would be. She also enjoys moonlit strolls down to the tainted well.
Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good wife you would be. She also enjoys moonlit strolls down to the tainted well.
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WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN
POLICE # 1 While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"
POLICE # 2 It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
ELDERLY While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
DRESS~UP A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache next morning."
DEATH While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather. and unto the Sonnn..... and into the hole he gooooes."
SCHOOL A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
BIBLE A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear"? With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear
A COUPLE OF CLEAN JOKES
50's Date
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.
When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he asks.
"That's cool," says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.
Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and immediately revised his plans for the evening.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly dishevelled Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:
Dammit daddy its called the TWIST, its Called the TWIST
A Husband Is At Home Watching The Football When His Wife Interrupts,
"honey, Could You Fix The Light In The Hallway?it's Been Flickering For Weeks Now"
He Looks At Her Angrily;
"fix The Light. Now? Does It Look Like I Have An Electricians Logo Printed On My Forhead? I Dont Think So!"
The Wife Asks.
"well Then, Could You Fix The Fridge Door? It Wont Close Right"
To Which He Replied
"fix The Fridge Door? Does It Look Like I Have Hotpoint Written On My Forehead? I Dont Think So".
Fine, She Says.
"then Could You At Least Fix The Steps To The Front Door? They're About To Break".
" I'm Not A Damn Carpenter And I Dont Want To Fix The Steps, Does It Look Like I Have Woodies Diy Written On My Forehead? I Dont Think So. I've Had Enough Of You I'm Going To The Pub".
So He Goes To The Bar And Drinks For A Couple Of Hours. He Starts To Feel Guilty About How He Treated His Wife And Decides To Go Home And Help Out. As He Walks Into The House He Notices The Steps Are Slready Fixed. As He Enters The House He Sees The Hall Light Is Working. As He Goes To Get A Beer He Notices The Fridge Door Is Fixed.
"honey...how Did All This Get Fixed"
She Said.
"well, When You Left I Sat Outside And Cried, Just Then A Nice Young Man Asked Me What Was Wrong, And I Told Him. He Offered To Do All The Repairs, And All I Had To Do Was Either Go To Bed With Him Or Bake A Cake"
He Said
" So What Kind Of Cake Did You Bake For Him?"
She Replied
"hellooooo..........do You See Delia Smith Written On My Forehead? I Dont Think So!"
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.
When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he asks.
"That's cool," says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.
Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and immediately revised his plans for the evening.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly dishevelled Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:
Dammit daddy its called the TWIST, its Called the TWIST
A Husband Is At Home Watching The Football When His Wife Interrupts,
"honey, Could You Fix The Light In The Hallway?it's Been Flickering For Weeks Now"
He Looks At Her Angrily;
"fix The Light. Now? Does It Look Like I Have An Electricians Logo Printed On My Forhead? I Dont Think So!"
The Wife Asks.
"well Then, Could You Fix The Fridge Door? It Wont Close Right"
To Which He Replied
"fix The Fridge Door? Does It Look Like I Have Hotpoint Written On My Forehead? I Dont Think So".
Fine, She Says.
"then Could You At Least Fix The Steps To The Front Door? They're About To Break".
" I'm Not A Damn Carpenter And I Dont Want To Fix The Steps, Does It Look Like I Have Woodies Diy Written On My Forehead? I Dont Think So. I've Had Enough Of You I'm Going To The Pub".
So He Goes To The Bar And Drinks For A Couple Of Hours. He Starts To Feel Guilty About How He Treated His Wife And Decides To Go Home And Help Out. As He Walks Into The House He Notices The Steps Are Slready Fixed. As He Enters The House He Sees The Hall Light Is Working. As He Goes To Get A Beer He Notices The Fridge Door Is Fixed.
"honey...how Did All This Get Fixed"
She Said.
"well, When You Left I Sat Outside And Cried, Just Then A Nice Young Man Asked Me What Was Wrong, And I Told Him. He Offered To Do All The Repairs, And All I Had To Do Was Either Go To Bed With Him Or Bake A Cake"
He Said
" So What Kind Of Cake Did You Bake For Him?"
She Replied
"hellooooo..........do You See Delia Smith Written On My Forehead? I Dont Think So!"
A TOOLBOX FOR DANIELLE...
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
DOLLS FOR DOGS
Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.
God, I love the Internet. Hit the jump for more hot dog-on-doll action shots. Don't pretend like you don't want to see them.
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