Saturday, March 08, 2008

BUFFALO THEORY

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar

describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm.

I've never heard the concept explained any better than this....
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can

only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.

And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest

ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,

because the general speed and health of the whole group

keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate

as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know,

excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker

brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers. Brilliant!!!!

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