Tuesday, May 02, 2006

PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED...

HERE IS A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED, USE IT BEFORE BED EVERY NIGHT

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the arse that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work:- 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
And remember... when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my arm and smack the arsehole in the mouth

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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