TO THE OCCUPIER
This letter is being sent to you because we know that you are really interested in your front lawn. The spring season will soon be upon us.
This is a Fertilize Your Lawn Club and it will not cost you a penny to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and shit on their front lawn.
You will not be the only one there so don't feel embarrassed. Remove the name at the top of the list and add your name to the bottom, then make five copies of this letter and send them to five of your friends who appreciate good lawns.
You will not get any cash or cheques, but within one week, if the chain is not broken, there will be 9,915 people shitting on your front lawn.
Your reward will come later on in the summer, when you will have the greenest lawn in your neighbourhood.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!
One man didn't give a shit and lost his entire lawn!
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