WOMEN DRIVERS

This morning on the Freeway
I looked over to my left and saw a

Woman

In a brand new

4 WHEEL DRIVE

Doing 65 mph

With her

Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner

I looked away

For a couple seconds !

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

My electric shaver,

Which knocked

The donut

Out of my other hand.

In all

The confusion of trying

To straighten out the car

Using my knees against

The steering wheel,

It knocked

My mobile phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs,

Splashed,

And burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an

Important call.

Damn Women Drivers!!!