PRESENT FOR THE WIFE

Last week I walked into Victoria ’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for my wife.

I was shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, I chose the most sheer item, paid the $500, and takes it home.

I gave it to my wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and

model it for me.

Upstairs, my wife thinks, ‘I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose

I realize what she is doing, so I say

"Good Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least IRON IT!"

They reckon I should be out of Hospital in the next couple of weeks!!!