Wednesday, April 16, 2008

WHY WE HAVE AN OIL CRISIS


A lot of people can't understand how we have an oil shortage in this country.

There's a very simple answer: Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our oil is located in MELBOURNE, SYDNEY, PERTH , BRISBANE, ADELAIDE

and a few bitty other places.

But, Our DIPSTICKS are located in Canberra.

Any questions? I didn't think so.

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