I'M JUST GOING FOR A J. ARTHUR RANK...

BEST TERMS FOR SPANKING THE MONKEY.

I'm just gonna....

Audition the hand puppet

Beat the fuck out of my best friend

Choke the bald guy 'til he pukes

Drop the kids off at the pool

Get my palm red

Play pocket polo with Agent Johnson

Polish the purple people pleaser

Romance the bone

Slap the big-nosed Rasta man

Take little Elvis to Graceland

And for the Ladies

Buttering your bagel

Defrosting the freezer

Doing the two-finger slot rumba

Filling the pink taco

Fluffing the kitty

Going to and from the Batcave

Hand tossing the tuna salad

Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat

Paddling the pink canoe

Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon

Slapping the mackerel

Tiptoe through the TwoLips

Two-finger taco tango