Thursday, June 01, 2006

RACIST, SEXIST AND AGEIST QUICKIES

Q: What are invisible and smell like dog food?
A: Old people's farts.

Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and mad cow disease?
A: Two tits!

Q: When are beer and your mother-in-law at their best?
A: When they're cold, opened up and on the table.

Q: What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with anabolic steroids?
A: They both make blacks run like hell

Q: What did the gay sea captain give his boyfriend for his birthday.?
A: A tug

Q: What's dangerous and eats nuts?
A: Syphilis.

Q: What's the Greek army's motto?
A: Never leave you mate's behind.

Q: How do you recognize a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It’s not hard.

Q: What is the great Australian dream?
A: 100,000 Kiwi's swimming home with a Vietnamese under each arm.

Q: Did you hear about Martina Navratilova's new book?
A: It's called how I licked all them cunts at Wimbledon.

Q: What's Rodeo Sex?
A: It's where you fuck her doggie style, with a tit in each hand, and then try to hang on, as you whisper.in her ear: "Your sister likes it this way, too."

Q: What did the Maori woman say while having sex with ET?
A: CUM-E-T-CUM-E-T-CUM!

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