Wednesday, December 03, 2008


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My Girlfriend wants a white wedding. That's fine by me…..

I didn't want to invite any Blacks or Pakis anyway.

At question time, the new Barack Obama was asked

what he intended to do about defense.

He replied "I'm going to paint it de same colour as de house".

Police are warning people to be on the lookout for

Muslim suicide bombers over Christmas who are set to launch a wave of terror

with a new 'Alphabet Bomb'.
If one of them fuckers goes off, it could spell disaster.

When I was younger, I always had my suspicions that I was adopted.

When I got to fifteen years old, I turned to my father and said, "Dad, am I adopted?"
And he replied, "Ho chan po wang tong".

Apparently, no Indians have actually been killed in the terrorist attacks in Mumbai...

Police said they were all found safe and sound, hiding…..In Luton.

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. T

hey imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs

and they're going to drill for their own oil.

History was made in America last night as Barrack Obama

broke a long tradition and became the first black man to enter

The Whitehouse without a mop and bucket!!

Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate?
He had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

An Aboriginal comes home from Centrelink one day and says to his missus

"Love, I got a job today and so to celebrate,

I'm gonna stick my prize possession where you piss!".

She replies "You’re sticking your thongs in the sink?"

What's white on top and black on bottom?

Have you seen the new 'K' necklace that

Brook Kinsella has brought out to help stop knife crime?
I bought 3, wore them all and got stabbed

by the first black guy that saw me.

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