Saturday, June 21, 2008

SECRET WOMEN'S BUSINESS


Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very
Faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee,
So they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so
She thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend,
However, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want
To ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that
Had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with it.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next Day, one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and
Innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband
And said, 'These damn girls' night outs have got to stop.
I'm starting To suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties.'
'You think that's bad' said the other husband, 'Mine is lying in bed with a card
Stuck in her arse that says: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
Never forget you. '

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