Wednesday, September 12, 2007

PAVAROTTI JOKES



Ive had a phone call from the Pavarotti family so I got to work....
I bought a sheet of wood £5.65, glue £1.90, screws £1.50 and some varnish 80p...
You see you can make a coffin for a tenor.......



Ive just been on Ebay and there floggin two Pavarotti tickets for a tenor.....



Following the death of Pavarotti the three tenors will now be known as twenty quid....


I can sympathise with the Italians after the death of Pavorotti
I know what it's like to lose a tenner...


His wife phoned the undertaker & said "can you do a funeral for a tenor"
The undertaker hung up.............



They have ordered an extra large funeral car for Pavoritti....
It's the Nissan Dorma....


What is Pavarotti's wife getting for Christmas?
A smaller turkey...

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