The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
Once upon a time, my waist and age were the same, now unfortunately, they still are.
Complaining burns calories, that’s why skinny women are such bitches.
I go to the refrigerator so many times at night; the neighbours think we have got a strobe light in the kitchen.
I’m a light eater…. As soon as it gets light, I eat.
How can I get rid of some ugly fat? Send her home to mother.
Why is a fat woman like a moped? They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one.
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