Wednesday, July 26, 2006

JOKES OF THE DAY

One day a homo dentist goes to another homo dentist to get some
dental work.
The tooth fairy says to the other one sitting in the chair: "You know, you have the whitest teeth I've ever come across."


Two poofs were sitting in a pub discussing how they gave up smoking.
"Whenever I got the urge", said one, "I used to suck on a lifesaver."
"That's alright for you", said his mate, "you live right next to the beach."


Two perfect strangers were talking to each other in the pub. One of them said, "If you were to wake up in the woods with vaseline smeared all over your arse, would you tell anyone?" The other one said, "Of course not!"
The first bloke said, "Oh, then would you like to go camping?"


A young man went up to his father and asked him, "Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?" His father said, "I don't know. Are you any good?"


Two faggots were on the beach, one says to the other, "shall I put the umbrella up?" The other one replies, "yes but don't open it!"

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