HOW TO FREAK OUT A SALES PERSON

Next time you go shopping at your local DIY store, try to freak out the salesclerk with some of these questions.

1. Ask the salesman which Nail gun has the same range as a real gun? Telling him that you need to make it look like an accident.”
2. Beg the clerk to show you which tools were used in Saw II.
3. Walk through the saw aisle and mutter to yourself that, “…the job will be messy”.
4. Ask the salesman which cleansers get out all traces of DNA.
5. Inquire “hypothetically” how much lime is needed to bury say… the family of 4 next door?
6. While carry an axe and a shovel ask the clerk what’s their best blood-removing cleaning solution.