Wednesday, May 24, 2006

LATEST NEWS

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of: Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were

Mycoxafailin,

Mydixadud,

Mydixadrupin,

Mydixarizin,

Dixafix

and, of course,

Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails,” “highballs,” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink.”

Pepsi will market the new concoction under the name of “MOUNT & DO.”

There will be no Nativity Scene in Canberra this year!

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Canberra this Christmas season. This isn’t for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation’s capital. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

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